shows in washington, denver, long island. kansas city. the latter three make great father's day gifts. check it out. also we have billoreilly.com poll question for you. does it matter that president obama blamed golf with tiger woods? yes or no? did you see that on deck? matt damon bodily functions, juliet huddy will explain all moments away >> bill: back of the book segment, did you see that? we begin with matt damon, who believes that there should be more clean drinking water all over the world. it's a good thing. public size that, damon said this. >> 780 million people, that's twice the population of the united states, lack access to clean water. 2.5 billion people lack access to a toilet or basic sanitation. more people have cell phones than have toilets. for $25, you can give somebody clean water for life. and so in protest of this global tragedy, until this issue is resolved, until everybody has access to clean water and sanitation, i will not go to the bathroom. >> bill: that could hurt. here now to explain further in a very discreet way, juliet huddy. >> bill: that was a joke.